Latina Pagüer

Dir Dayahri,

Ai bring tu yu tunait a niu wei of spikin. Yus it huaisely, bicos teinks tu dis ai can sei aim de caliente gerl ol de taim so ai can grab ol de hombres. It meiks mi fil on fuego, so mach, dat ai tink aim goin tu lait som cerillos in mai casa so ai can shaut aim on FUEGO OL DE TAIM.

"¡¡¡JELP MI!!! ¡¡¡JELP MI!!! ¡¡¡JELP MI EUROPIAN PIPOLS!!!, ¡¡I'm on FUEGO, Seiv MI!! Aim LATINA AN AIM OLWEIS ON FUEGO!"

Yost asc mai frens jir in finlan, mai acento meiks de pipols go locos for mi.

Aim sorri chicas. Ai jab tu go, aim goin tu sin some cumbias so ai can shou mai poder tu de finish pipol.

Rimember gerls, ¡¡Yor latinas and yor olways on fuego!!

-La Latina

hi Dear PicFriend

Dear Magalis:

Today you told me, I'm leaving you, but don't SWEAT, you'll never leave me alone.

*insert tragic music*

Today I took a picture of you. Today I said, I'll print a pic of you, so you will have to stay. I'll cut only your face and your bushy bushy hair and I will paste it on a stick; I'll carry you around as if you didn't even leave.

We'll dance to Michael Jackson's songs, and you'll be there with the same old face and the same old clothes. We'll comment on Facebook, "What happened to you, you are wearing the same ugly rags you wear on each picture", "Why why why is your face always the same?" Our pics will be so good you will never feel you left.

One day we'll drunk-ask somebody to stick your face in front of theirs. Comments say, "What happened to you and your 20 changes of clothes?" We'll answer all the same, "Oh, nothing, Magali just puked on herself!!"

Oh! Boy! We really won't miss you. I already love more your cutout face.

Greetings to those poor molested finnish men,
CDLQ

Coming soon to a theater near you...

Dear Diary,

Te he revivido repentinamente para que me hagas recordar estos nuevos planes, cuya chispa fueron ciertas fotos de Facebook súper llenas de UN SHOCK PROFUNDO.

Narrador: ESTE VERANO
::Ángulo tipo Baywatch de 5 mujeres y un hombre cruzando las playas del Mediterraneo::

Narrador: Al llegar a los 28, ellas emprenderan una busqueda intensiva por el mundo..

::Escena en un bar italiano, Mawicha está arriba bailando::
Música de fondo: GIMME GIMME MORE ... GIMME

::Mawicha da vueltas y patea botellas y tragos de los hombres de la barra::

Narrador: ...donde el unico objetivo será conseguir un macho para toda la vida!

::Escena en el cuarto de hotel con las cuatro::
Marysol: Ay! Hoy es día del liguero de la suerte!

Narrador: 5 solteronas y un gay en búsqueda de...

Música de fondo: *Calle Ocho*
I KNOW YOU WANT ME
*Inserte tipo random finlandés aquí*

Narrador: ...el hombre de sus vidas!

Narrador: El Club de las Quedadas... espérala!