CDLQ Beauty Workshop - Patriotic Edition

My sweet little ladies (and lads),

What could be more exciting than celebrating our patriotic month with one of our super famous bi-monthly gatherings? If having most of your quedadas together for the first time in months is not appealing enough for you, how about playing some traditional games with the ladies themselves?

Join us together in our new search for the empowerment of old mexican values in this overwhelming task of promoting (education) mere entertainment value with classic games such as La Lotería.

Think about it.

Seriously.

Picture the entire club in a picnic poker table. Now, imagine a Quedada shouting loudly the following names, which obviously represent the intricate (and peculiar) members of the outside community:
-¡COMENZAMOS!
-¡¡¡"LA GONGS"!!! *Waves around a card of a mushed-faced woman*
-I have it! I have it!
-¡¡¡"EL TETIS"!!!
..and so on.

We assure you, you'll have lots of fun, come and play Lot-O'-Quedada today!

Be proud to be mexican! Be proud of being a quedada!

-C.D.L.Q. Parlor Games Committee